It’s not fun being the punchline to someone’s jokes. It’s not fun to be on the opposite side of someone’s late night conversations. Wish I could say the rumors aren’t true, but they are. That’s my bed to lay in now. Tone fair, I do make for some good fodder.

At this point if it comes down to a final play the Chicago Bears #hailmary should just be a Justin Fields run.

In a world overrun with cancel culture I’m probably putting my head on a chopping block for saying this, but I feel compelled to do so… the Tim Story “Fantastic 4” movies weren’t as bad as everyone says they are.

If there is a bowl with candy in it the last pieces of candy left in it will be Laffy Taffy even if the bowl didn’t start with Laffy Taffy in it. #TrustTheScience

Which is more broken, the feed coming from Hotspur Stadium or Tottenham’s defense? #MyPLMorning #TotArs

Thank you, i am meme for the soundtrack to my divorce. It’s as painful as I had hoped it could be.

the nearly naked guy on the left of your screen who appeared multiple times like this on pro wrestling TV shows that your children watch now works for Turning Point USA and ostensibly wants to warn you about drag queens reading to your kids x.com/mongo_ebooks/s…

It breaks my heart I’m not back home in Chicago for #Goonerpalooza

When I have my bad days, and I have PLENTY of them, I always use the guitar solo at the beginning of of the second verse of “Learned to Surf” by superchunk to bring me back around. Goddamn. Thank you for that. youtu.be/hkpK74WCUOk

I like to think I’m smart, but I’m not Domino's Pizza “imma dump some cheese and pizza toppings on some tater tots and sell them for 6.99” smart.

I’m sure someone has sent this to Jim Cornette already, but it needs to be seen. youtu.be/XkOSHwuEW68

Hey. I don’t think it’s a bad thing they did a welfare check on Ja Morant. But you know what would be cool? NOT MAKING A FUCKING PUBLIC ISSUE ABOUT DOING A WELFARE CHECK ON A PERSON YOU THOUGHT WAS IN DANGER ENOUGH TO DO A WELFARE CHECK, YOU FUCKING MONSTERS.

I mean, it’s obvious that I love pro wrestling, but dirtsheet was my pet name for my ex wife.

Am I upset that my feed is full of @_willowraven content? No. Am I upset that my feed is full of @_willowraven content? Yes.

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DUCK SEASON!

DUCK SEASON!!

Florian Balogun can’t leave Arsenal. It’s the closest I’ve ever had my surname connected to Arsenal or available on a FIFA video game

#TrumpMcMahon2024

Been catching up on the podcasts and then saw this. Once again, Jim Cornette was right. facebook.com/reel/387161021…