Today's patient education: the reason your "heroin & cocaine cocktail" didn't work is because instead of heroin your dealer substituted meth... now you're tweaking & your heart exploded & is in failure with this combination & you're on a vent #JustSayNo #hugsnotdrugs #methbebad

Today’s patient education: reason number 725 to not do meth: you become convinced that someone put something up your rectum and now it’s invading your body... they didn’t and it’s not... #dontdodrugs #justsayno #methbebad

Today’s patient education: get vaccinated for COVID because having it now is just anti-climactic... #GetVaccinated

So 100% of the new COVID positive patients I have seen in the last two weeks did not get the vaccine… I’m no journalist, but I think that’s pretty close to being statistically significant… #GetVaccinated #CovidIsNotOver #WearAMask

Today’s primary care education: please do not send your 89 yo pt to the ED for an h/h & possible transfusion if they are hemodynamically stable… they won’t be after 8-10 hours in the waiting room with COVID-infected patients… that’s what OP labs & infusion centers are for…

Today’s patient education: #GetVaccinated #VaccinesWork #wearetired - thank you

Today’s patient education: please avoid scratching your crotch while I am performing a procedure on your foot… not only are you moving, but also, ew…! 🤢 #emstories #emergencymedicine #emdoc #MedTwitter

Today’s patient education: being surprised that you’re COVID positive and unvaccinated is the same as being surprised you’re pregnant when you didn’t use protection… #GetVaccinatedNow #VaccinesSaveLives #VaccinesWork

Today’s patient education: as I go to put the breathing tube in you, don’t let your final regret as a 30 yr old be that you didn’t get the COVID vaccine… #GetVaccinated #DeltaVariant #COVIDdeath #COVID19

Today’s patient education: if you’re going to mix uppers & downers (meth & heroin/Xany bars/fentanyl, etc) make sure you study some basic chem so you can get the balance right… just enough to not be tweaking but not so much that you’re needing a breathing tube… #TheMoreYouKnow

If your ED doc seems a little frustrated it’s because you’ve had a year to get vaccinated and get a booster especially if you got the JnJ vaccine… we’re sick of STILL diagnosing COVID in the unvaccinated… #sooverit #GetVaccinatedNow #CovidIsNotOver #itsnotliketheflu

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Seriously, is it like topsy turvy world in med twitter, because I can't tell between the usual idiocies and what's being posted lately....

Me: What’s the treatment for XYZ..? Med Stud: *blank stare* Me: Think back to second year pathophysiology… Med Stud: Oh, those were dark times… Me: 😐

Me: ok, so clear liquids until your enteritis clears up Pt: so beer is a clear liquid, right? Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️ TBH I wanted to ask if it’s a lager versus a stout… 🤭