Fedex is the worst! FedEx you are the worst. If any delivery company has to be ranked last against its competitors, fedex is earning a last spot. How many times can one package be scanned as leaving the same place? the automated system still thinks I’ll get my package today

I just read the FedEx Help page, and seeing FedEx failures supports the horrible business they are. You suck fedex

Who is the worst? FedEx or WOWWay

If haven’t heard, FedEx is experiencing higher than normal volume. That line is bullshit. You suck fedex

Oh… FedEx you suck! Still no package, and multiple scans at one location. Y’all playing catch with my shit under the scanner? And your help services… they suck too. No one gives an answer, just more: it was scanned at…. So you suck

Wish people would stop sending me their junk mail. @08025writes

The bride’s mother cried and begged protesters to be quiet so her daughter could just get married. Protesters agreed. Then, the wedding guests used that quiet time to…sing the Star Spangled Banner. The sanctity of your daughter’s wedding indeed, ma’am!

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The board…

What happens in prison when someone goes in your cell & steals your eye glasses? Nothing & become a target? Beat the shit out of the person you think stole them? What if u c someone wearing them who bought them from thief? Bobby has to deal w/that on tomorrow's episode. mc

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If DIGGS scores 2+ touchdowns AND the Buffalo Bills win tonight, we'll give a Stefon Diggs autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet and follows us!

Maybe if we blow this up Micah Hyde will use his Twitter 😂😂😂

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Really?? Not going to make this mistake again!!! You failed kroger x.com/messages/media…

The Compromise. #sundayswithmitch #mitchhedberg

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