A functioning Canadian economy is a direct threat to US national security! Trudeaun't make us come up there!

Our first priority under the new HUD is to make sure all black Americans get 3/5ths of a house.

We need to end this false narrative that people care about democracy.

Why buy Canadian when we can just buy Canada? #MakeCanadaAmericaAgain

All your energy are belong to us!

Canada needs to return these political prisoners immediately! They were lured across the border with promises of drinkable beer and free mammograms!

Finally a president with the balls to ban Transformers from athletics. More than meets the eye indeed!

We are one nation under one God and that God is Elon Musk! #John3something

Don't let the fake news tell you there's a difference between criminal charges and a civil lawsuit. I mean there is, but don't let them tell you that.

The Incredible Hulk is the obvious choice the new Director of Porcelain, Stemware, and Irreplaceable Fine China.

Thank you! Whether there's an actual fire or not is completely irrelevant -- safety first!

Stop calling America a "shithole country"! We are not a shithole country, and everyone needs to stop saying we're a shithole country and sharing posts that say -- or even imply through sarcasm -- that America is now totally a shithole country.

As of today, all senior officials will be required to use their arrest photos as their headshots. If you don't have an arrest photo, you are not qualified to be part of our administration.

Note to liberal media: Measles are now called "Freedom Freckles." If you don't use this term you won't be invited to the next insurec.....I mean Liberty Luau.

Sounds like somecountry needs a dose of medium freedom. Canada should be required to listen to Joe Rogan and no one else!

It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!

Is it worth sacrificing 9% of America's GDP to keep tourists out of America? Of course it is! We will make that back from American tourists traveling to America. DO THE MATH! #MakeAmericasAmericaAmericanAgainAmerica