An unborn fetus

Me too

I want a big 2 liter of Dr. Pepper all for myself

And he got that shit on.

BLIND WOMAN X INVISIBLE MAN? THIS IS TOP-TIER FLUFFY ROMANCE

on here i’m always “who wants to fall in loveeeeee” but when it comes to dating in real life i’m like “yeahhh i just don’t have time for all that rn, i’m crazyyy busy. there’s sooo many things i have to do like Chores,”

I thought I was the only one

sure she might stab me but her ass fat

40% still too much

Twitter is the dystopian cyberpunk timeline to tumblers Wild-Wild West

Was mostly right

I was sad and then I pet my kitty and now I’m less sad

I am the closest someone can get to a titty expert, except for small titties I’m a be honest I don’t think I’ve dealt with titties smaller than double D

My group of friends refuse to play DND with me because I won’t play a character that’s serious, for me playing a character that’s not funny just is nowhere near as fun

Idk what it is but The right titty always beckons to me like the one ring to rule them all

Look