A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better.

My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni. You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.

I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working. It just doesn’t add up.

Its untrue that most women want to get married. I've asked loads and they've all said no.

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Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet..

Truly inspirational. Keep going @stevejlamar

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Please beware of vaccination scams – some people have received texts asking for bank details to prove their identity. Another scam tries to charge for the vaccine. The vaccine is completely free and the NHS will never ask for a person’s banking information.

When you have finished with a web page, remember to scroll back up to the top so that it is in the correct position for the next person.

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People keep tagging a random person instead of the incoming British prime minister and she's rolling with it lol

AI image generation of the every day. These images inspire and scare me in equal measure

Been investigating how much my autograph is worth.

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Never even liked tennis anyway.

When you can’t remember the journalist’s name…