You’re not in control anymore

The L’s just roll off my tongue

What they say: you’re so mean What I hear: here is more money, please don’t stop

I saw something pretty today. Naturally, it’s your problem now

My favorite work from home perk is that my 'colleagues' pay for my lunch and then thank me for the privilege of being ignored

I need to get a fresh mani / pedi set. Being a princess is so hard

It’s now called crying island. Send everyone home #LoveIslandAllStars

Pretty notes for a pretty girl (I need to get an infill )

Normalise sending a 'thank you' tribute just for me waking up. It’s a lot of work being this perceived. Morning, that’s your cue

Big stretch

You say 'financial irresponsibility,' I say 'character building exercise for men.' It's all about perspective.

The 'read' receipts stay on so you can sit with your thoughts for a while.

Nothing motivates me to check my emails like the sound of a notification that someone just paid my rent for fun

Hypnosis 🎀

Performance reviews are in! Most of you are failing. Please submit your 'retraining' fee immediately.

It’s about the exhale you take the moment you click 'send.' That instant feeling of total surrender where you don't have to be in control anymore. You crave that stillness.

I love the sound of a man's ego bruising. It sounds exactly like a 'payment received' notification. findom

Good morning findummy’s 😛

My 'get ready with me' is just me sitting in a robe for an hour or two adding items to my cart until someone else pays for it. findom

Forgot I clicked on someone’s reposts on TikTok and accidentally treated it like it was my fyp. Like after like 🫠 I’m sorry bby I promise I’m not stalking you x