they're gonna roast the shit outta this lady in the back of house an she'd be stupid to come back to that place any time soon 😂😂

you're so good at making terrible decisions, libra.

i love pb&j's man wtf do they put in those things 🤤

no joke someone just karaoke'd that suicide song by logic at the bar.....and it did not sound good 😬 #yikes

what Lacey Mosley did to my heart in 2006 cannot and will never be undone

i think i'm forgetting something .....

spoiler alert: they both die

it's 8:51am on a wednesday morning..... i got a belly full of ramen from a gas station, a couple 9.1% ciders, im watching splinter cell on netflix, an the most beautiful girl in the world is snoring next to me....this is what it's all about 🫡

do vegans eat pussy?

hey now but the beat is All Star

i can't even be mad at my parents for their actions in 2008 this shit is hard as fuck out here

gm my neighbors hate me

Sugar Gay

yo NASA can ya'll do a study or somethin on the amount of heat generated by a woman's body while they sleep ..... ?

Rob Stone - Chill Bill (2015)

nobody is coming to save you

bro rotel cans are fucking 2 for $5 now!!???!??!?? i used to live off that shit it was like 75 cents a can 😑😑😑

honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion

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