I mean yeah why wouldn’t you want to vaccinate your child against a virus that causes CANCER. I swear the era of eradicated diseases is fucking over because of you morons.

It's 2025 and people still use PPI Drips? Uhhhhh.

Angel Reese is the WORST

OB/GYN elevating their malignancy to the point that they don’t even want your kids to recognize their successes. Let people be happy, for fucks’ sake. #MedTwitter

I’m so intrigued how a doctor on #MedTwitter keeps doubling down on the fact that seemingly all of us having reading comprehension problems.

100% Agree. I have a lot of issue with telling young folks they should sacrifice their 20s, 30s, and take out a half million in debt to pursue their MD/DO, only for someone to say that their services are now an entitlement. Government can pay for it, if that's the case.

Listing things on #Facebook #Marketplace that are literally free, as in I just don’t want them anymore but are probably good for someone, and the amount of people who respond asking questions instead of just “I’ll take it, when can I get it?” is INSANE to me.

Hot take about nurses in hospital leadership positions: They shouldn’t be. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Women being their biggest problem since ever. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷‍♂️

“No one should be removing anything, but if it gets bad enough, just blame the doctors!” Sometimes “Land of the Free” is the biggest kick in the dick.

Why don’t you live stream said feeding of a small family for a week with one of these pizzas? Pick yourself, your wife, and one of your kids. One pizza. That’s the rule. You fucking boomers are so fucking out to lunch, I don’t know why you get to make decisions for others.

Every 4th post is about an old white couple at a coldplay concert. Gonna try to change the narrative. “Posting about other people’s affairs causes autism.” Did it work?

As a #Surgeon, I’ve decided I’m going to show up to the hospital in a “Pay Me What You Owe Me” shirt and see how well it’s received. #MedTwitter

The worst thing that has happened in the 2020s is Gen Z discovering the word Aura. lol.

Undefeated website is ass

Whoever runs undefeated.com is a fucking clown. Unserious launch

DEFINE MITOCHONDRIAL CHALLENGES NOW. Secretary Kennedy Literally. Right. Fucking. Now. CNN, @CSPAN, @NBC, ABC News, @MSNBC, Fox News Get this HACK to define this shit right now otherwise we need to literally stop scaring people.

Calling all shoppers: there is a discount on Aisle 9 for cans of whoop ass served by Amy Curtis. BOGO for the next hour.

I'm actually happy that an out-of-touch boomer is no longer in office. Now we just gotta do the rest.

But…uh…what is a “stat” heme-onc consult. Recommend outpatient follow up in less than 5 minutes?