If we beat Ukraine though #Eurovision

Outstanding stuff 🇺🇦 Big up Sam Ryder 🚀

Seeing as I’m back on Twitter, hi! I run a queer swim club in West Yorkshire! We have an Instagram (queerswimclub.wy) and a Facebook group! Should I start a Twitter for updates too? Or should I stay clear of Twitter for my own mental health 😬 #queerswimclub #outdoorgays

I really like #Heartstopper and it’s proper endearing and I can’t wait to see how it turns out, but also it really has John Lewis advert vibes.

literally gave clare her happiest episode to rip it away in the last minute channel 4 you will pay for your crimes #DerryGirls

No idea why I watched Senior Year when everyone said it was rubbish, but honestly don’t bother. It’s a weird mix of Never Been Kissed, Mean Girls, Bring it On etc without any of the charm or good writing 😬

still not over Clare's lesbian flag cardigan what an icon #DerryGirls

“They haven’t seen cool running’s, I don’t trust these people” Solid life advice that #DerryGirls

God heartstopper’s endearing innit ❤️

Millie Corner

Every day I get irrationally angry about how “Katsu” in England has come to mean the curry sauce and every day I have to hold it in cause it doesn’t really matter.

If you want to see a whole crowd of #Glastonbury2022 people loose it just have Olivia Rodrigo bring out Lily-flippin-Allen 🤯

I’ll be off to the framers in the morning

Goodbye, Sgt. Catherine Cawood. Thank you for all the tweets & follows over the last series of #HappyValley. It really does mean a lot. Sarah has been amazing throughout 👮🏼‍♀️

When you’re tweeting about #TheTraitors and being vile about Mollie (many people are), maybe have a look at the posts where people with limb difference and ulcerative colitis are feeling seen & uplifted by her being open and honest on a very public forum. Have a word with yrself.

This was truly terrible from Sunak. But let’s not kid ourselves - had Brianna’s mum not been there today, no-one (including Keir Starmer) would have batted an eyelid. It’s not good enough to stand against transphobia only when the mother of a murdered trans girl might be

Sometimes I remember Twitter exists about once a year when I’m in a social media loop and I’ve exhausted all the other ones. Then I remember it’s a cesspit and I should get off all social media.