calling twitter X

Crazy how they can arrest Maduro in three hours but are “unable” to arrest any of Epstein’s clients after all these years.

when you hit that stage in life where nothing makes sense, you ghost everyone, and literally nothing excites you anymore

if you choose A WORKING WOMAN, you must accept that she CANNOT manage a house full time by herself. if you choose A HOUSEWIFE who can take care of and manage the household completely, you need to accept that she DOES NOT MAKE MONEY and you will have to provide for everything. if

How it feels not giving af about Stranger Things

"seme" "uke" "suke" "lemon"

people i graduated with are getting married and having babies and im here using fiction to escape reality and crying over people who don’t even exist 😭

how it feels to have never used grok

"people you may know" and it's someone i would set on fire

how I feel annoying the fuck out of the same 3 people everyday

They think we are joking

I wish my job was reading AO3

my mama raised a complainer, not a quitter. i’ll get it done, but you’re gonna hear about it

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️ 🤢work 🤢 💞🥰getting paid💞💖 🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰 🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

it’s not even procrastination anymore im lowkey not gonna do it