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Co-worker who is replacing all the vinyl signs in the library: “All the fiddly little ones are done. Everything left is giant and easy.” Lara: “Hey, me too!”

Opening up a bibimbap restaurant and naming it "Rockimsteady."

Read Boys Weekend by mattie lubchansky yesterday, and oh! Funny, painful, beautiful. Should be mandatory reading for trans femmes. Keep it at every informed consent clinic and tell people they have to finish it before they can fish a handful of pills outta the estrogen bucket.

Log on to Twitter. Safety tools discourse. Again. Log off. Forever? #socialmediahaiku

Twitter is burning, so post your hottest selfies to fan the flames. I just got my hair done.

To-day I have received an “ohmigod I love your hair,” an “omigod I love your dress,” and an “omigod I love your purse.” Gender is a game, and I’m WINNING.

Oh damn, and now I'm an SFWA member! Today is, indeed, an above-average day.

My Boss: “Wow, this book had been checked out over eighty times.” Me: “Dang. That hasn’t just circulated, it’s SPHEREculated!” My Boss: “Haha… what?”

Oh hey it looks like I got a blooskee invite to give out. I think all the folks I know who are looking for one have already gotten one so, like, if you're interested, lemme know. Trans folks get priority, and telling me I'm pretty is not required but certainly won't hurt!

... friends, Chuck Tingle has just politely kicked down my door and informed me what I should be for Halloween and as usual he is correct.

Struck by a bolt of inspiration, I spent the last several hours conceiving, translating, and then recording a Toki Pona cover of Nena's hit "99 Luftballons." Why did I do this? ...listen. I don't have all the answers here. But please enjoy. youtu.be/e6wFk0u1IfQ

Wait, what do you even call a skeet on Twitter? A… a twiskeet? A skitter? Are we all skittering here?

Got another Bluesky invite if anyone's interested. I'll be honest, it does feel like my only use of Twitter for the foreseeable will be coming here to drop invite codes.

If you're not following me on Bluesky, you almost--ALMOST--missed out on my posting borderline lewds on main. But decided to crosspost. Next time you won't be so lucky, but I will be just as hot in tights!

Now's a good time to start selling Blue Sky codes at just 99 cents each. (Or for free, to any mutuals, trans people, or folks with immaculate vibes. I'm holding, hit me up y'all).

Irregular reminder that I don't really tweet anymore, but I am only getting hotter on Blue Sky. If you want to join me as I delicately tiptoe into my slut era, I got codes.

Abyssal has entered its big public playtesting phase at last. You're not quite human, not fully monster. Work with other liminal folks to navigate the shadows and faction politics. Experience historical cities in tension, and bend them to your will. evilhat.com/abyssal/

Hey Twitter. I don't really use you anymore (I'm more about the "Blue Sky and pronouns" lifestyle these days) but I made this thing and I'm sharing it everywhere. Muppet Fan Cast: Gideon the Ninth! youtu.be/V6yw-Sau_wU?si…