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M6 Toll road - beard inspections at toll booths for all Men heading for Birmingham #FoxNewsFacts

This is so funny you have to wonder if they thought it was April 1 audiovisualonline.co.uk/product/8041/a…

Worse than ISIS

Just had LL64XNF from Flight Logistics - ShipArt jump red light with middle finger raised. Also excellent tailgater <1m. #vanman

Thanks Flight Logistics - ShipArt for responding as fast and efficiently as your service to my tweet. Appreciated.

#uksnow DE56 3/10 it's not settling much uksnowmap.com/ios

Waiting for important calls to find that DE56 area has no working Three service this morning #hackedoff #threeuk

Is EMC loosing its logo? theregister.co.uk/2016/08/26/del…

Stunning theory youtube.com/watch?v=gSqPTi…

Gotta love it. Produce from Spain, and Costa Rica. Great ad placement #morrisons

You can’t make this stuff up telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/0… #BBC #mouse

Trying to checkin 4 Swiss flight. System says missing info - all info there. Ring 4 help, Swiss system too busy & hangs up #swissairlines

Thanks #swissairlines for proactive rerouting this morning. Saved me from a a day of hassle. #LX0421

Wow, this long for #amazon #kindle T&Cs what a joke. youtube.com/watch?time_con…

Aug 2015 #easyjet mess up and we end up in Lyon not Geneva. #easyjet agree to pay compensation. They say they’ve paid but no cheque

Mar 2017. Call #easyjet. Pay or I sue. OK speak to mgr but no mgr. Call back, system is locked, we’ll call you. not happened. #easyjet lie

Oh dear - theregister.co.uk/2017/09/18/ger… Eye watering link in the comments to a woman in the US and a Saber saw

Good to know which shirts are ‘low stock’ at French Connection

Charging loyal customers more for the same phone contract than new customers not smart #badservice Three UK