it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house

Terminal 1E as the first impression visitors have of JKIA will never not be an embarrassment.

The parents were right, Carnivore haiendi mahali.

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

Tuesday, only? Are we sure???

The UK at 9pm other days vs the UK at 9pm on Celebrity Traitors days #CelebrityTraitors

when a visa application is denied and all the money is kept by the embassy? now, that is fraudulent behaviour.

Reminder that your Nov & Dec pay has to last you until Jan 35th

Call me childish but Snapchat streaks are elite friendship maintenance. No time to call? Cool. I still know what your day looked like. Personally? I love it.

AGAIN BEFORE YOU LOT SAY SCOTT IS BULLYING SEAN IDGAF #LoveIslandAllStars

She made a point to hold her composure on court and only release her frustration in private and y’all still posted it.

THE NORTH REMEMBERS #loveislandallstars

Well said. Alexis Ohanian 🗽 Passion. Caring. Matters. Nothing wrong with hating to lose. Now Coco when you want I can show you how to demolish in one swipe… Serena style 🙊 🤷🏾‍♀️

the way Lisa and Candiace spent 7 episodes being Traitors while Rob was out here playing Love Island with Colton…… #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

At some point, you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time. That person will be your manager at work.

netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for and then tell you they don’t have it

H@lle and Rege have zero chemistry. I wanted to watch the movie to support her but it looks like a painful watch. I’m good 😭