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I had to return the theremin today. sad face.

If you have an irrigation system, find out where the valves and/or shutoffs are BEFORE they malfunction and your yard turns into a swamp.

no, I'm not going to convert that raster to shapefile for you.

I cannot understand how I can make croquembouche and croissants but all of my cakes are utter failures.

wild

Today, the mechanic called my 24 year old car a "collector's item".

What time is it? Time for another classic #badgeographyjoke!

when you accidentally log in to the production environment and run a bunch of processes with your regular-user test account...named skeletor

Find your sewer cleanout before you need to find your sewer cleanout

honestly, I'd rather read a multi-page resume with an easy to read font and proper spacing than 8pt times roman all squished into 1 page

Pro Tip: Remember to update the name of the company and the position you're applying for in your cover letter.

nobody cares that you were a homecoming attendant at your high school 20 years ago. time to take that off your resume

goodbye DarkSky app. I will miss your UI.

Excessive excessive heat warnings.