THE BIG SAD

FINAL | 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 😤 Hope Trautwein-Valdespino strikes out ALL 21 batters as she tosses the first perfect game in program history ‼️ LIGHT THE TOWER 🔋 #GMG x #MGSB x #HopeIsDope

About to drink 8,000 calories and listen to sad songs. Healthy lifestyles are for the birds.

About to get drunk and get in my feels. I know it will end poorly. I am still going to do it. Does this make me a glutton for punishment? An imbecile? Both? Probably both, along with a plethora of other terms.

Me finding out about half sprite, half lemonade, no ice

Mertz in the red zone

As called on Florida State radio:

The internet is mostly depressing.

I just watched “It’s a Wonderful Life” for the first time. Almost sobbed. I’m still pathetic.

I get so depressed by adulthood. I can’t bring myself to get fired up about cabinets.

Every Sunday afternoon I tell myself that maybe I should take a weekend or two off from drinking. • By 10:00 AM on Monday I want to drink 90 beers.

RIP to a legend

I hate the things I do.

I’m tweeting so I don’t do dumb things and I have proof of what I did.

Killing me softly with his song

I don’t know what to do.

Those days are over.

Back to hating myself.

51 days. 299 seems insurmountable. Just doing it.

Why did I tweet this? Starting over.