Elon is such a dumbass. He spent $44 billion on Twitter and all he got was control of all 3 branches of the federal government.

Did… anyone ever call him that?

The Big Percent event at the Avalon wasn't bad, but the Village is half off here today

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

Every bay uncle right now: "b'y iss just too many fellers trying to do it themselves. No team players. Dey don't shoot da puck"

hey Sportsnet Binnington is in the net you do not have the option to screw around with these camera angles

✔ Heart ☐ Resolve ☐ Ties to fascists It's a start, I guess

it was definitely easy but even still. i may never cook like this again

i am doing my part

Khruangbin = what if the Better Call Saul theme song was an entire band (said without shade, my favourite band is what if the Law & Order theme song was an entire band)

Democrats have received *checks notes* professional wrestling in the national divorce

if you want to hate Canada like a local, gather 'round, we'll have a four-hour argument about crown corporations and the Meech Lake accord conducted partly in English and partly in two equally unintelligible dialects of French

it's 85 seconds to midnight but i'm cooking on crosswords lately, so that's nice i guess