BREAKING: Football unlikely to be home until early next week as it's coming via Calais.

I shall choose to remember the Queen at her best: genuinely excited to see cows

FOR SALE: Nissan Elgrand NE51 AWD 3.5 V6 Campervan. Northstar Conversions rear kitchen (sink, gas hob, Vitifrigo fridge, leisure battery etc), Van Furniture L sofabed, curtains, thermal blinds, Thule Omnistor awning, TEC downpipes-back stainless exhaust, 19’s, RSR springs. £14.5k

Dear Telegraph Breaking News, Your logo is unacceptable. 🐕😙

If the government was a musical

Remember when the BBC interviewed a taxi driver, thinking he was a tech expert.

Wow…. 😳

Witnessed a mugging on TfL #circleline tonight. The lady shouted, and 5 or 6 passengers leapt into action to stop the man leaving with her money. The police were called. She got her money back. Great to see so many willing to help.

My old boss once said ‘the best you can hope for as an IT infrastructure support engineer is for no one to even notice you’re there’ BAU is so under appreciated and under funded.

Oh dear @thebotanistuk #techfail in Reading. Asked to pay using QR code and presented with an unsecured webpage 🔒 Certificate expired 11 days ago, yet still asking people to use the site? Apparently ‘a few people have mentioned this now’ 😳

And just like that, you or your loved ones are the people in the small boat.

Today is the day! My book is out in all shops and online. It is as the title suggests a story of...Hope. Every single penny I make will be used for Tina's Hospital. All support appreciated. 📘 You can buy it here niallharbison.lnk.to/Hope 🎙️ Audio version is here

Had two gift deliveries from Moonpig arrived damaged and broken. And now they are refusing to provide a refund. I believe this is against UK consumer law? Wondering how to escalate this as their help chat bots refuse to help further.

Crikey! @ElecHighway what’s happening at Moto Rugby?! I used to love stopping there to charge, but the last few times 50% of stations haven’t worked - not taken card, or stopped charging mid charge 😩