telling my kids this was Blake Lively

Ross just said Janet Yellen was “Boris Yeltsin’s little girl”

moo deng sooie

using my martini pick to push my cuticles back. zero waste

it just occurred to me that maggie rogers might be our generation’s p!nk

hope everyone’s jill stein spite votes feel sooooo good this morning 🫶🫶🫶

humans saw this and said let’s invent billable hours

Ross just said the Georgia governor is Gracie Abrams

my moment was when i worked for a counter trafficking in persons program as a required unpaid internship :)

whenever i see an old person now after watching the substance i’m like…. oh wow it’s their 7 days off

you guys are really gonna take tiktok away from kyle mclachlan after he lost his bff david lynch??????

joan didion naming her daughter quintana roo really should have gotten her cancelled

can’t believe I went to dinner with new friends tonight and didn’t talk about severance or hello kitty island adventure once

why is my firm’s office giving lumon industries

O YES I am

I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"

lucinda williams kinda like if rhea seahorn and lisa rinna had a baby

can’t believe secret agent cody banks is nominated for an oscar