How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

Sometimes, i tell myself that be i should just stop hoping.

We all that one skinny friend that eats more than a fat person.

A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she's right.

To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another. -Gottfried von Leibnitz

If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.

Alabama lost to A&M. A&M lost to UF/LSU. Florida lost to UGA. Georgia lost to USC. USC lost to UF/LSU. LSU lost to UF/Alabama. #SEC

"Do me a favor?" "Does it involve me getting up?" "...Yes." "Then no."

Stop being so attractive.. it's distracting.

It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but it's even tougher when you have to pretend that you don't mind.

A moment shared, is a moment with meaning

Bitch please, I could remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a towel.

Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

On the toilet.. Taking a shit

No one knows you like I do

�I GOT SWAG!!!� Bitch no, you're an asshole who doesn't know what a belt is.

You have 3 choices in life. 1) Watch things happen. 2) Make things happen. Or 3) Wonder what the hell happened.

Two words that I think all of you should use more often: Fuck It.