Huge legal news today: USA: Impeachment Inquiry into Donald J. Trump UK: Supreme Ct finds Boris Johnson proroguing Parlt illegal AUST: Lawyers Weekly says Ethics trivia night to "aid lawyers in CPD scramble” lawyersweekly.com.au/biglaw/26571-j… Tickets: j.mp/2mxXTZ6

Thanks to the 2500 people who’ve signed Amanda Robson’s petition to #BringBackTheCheckout *since yesterday*! Please sign up if you agree … change.org/p/the-australi… (And thanks Amanda :-)

So much for “hiatus”…. Now abctv is also banning personnel from #thecheckout from a new consumer show … quite the F.U. for the talented, hard-working folks who worked on the Tube. Working on the only consumer show on TV for 6 series disqualifies you from consumer show ???

Pre-show NDAs are not required Giant Dwarf … yet ….

And it’s BYO Yondr Pouch for the time being Giant Dwarf too x.com/giantdwarf/sta…

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Tis the season to be jolly … careful. Thanks to Mark for this tipoff about the Coles “good gift giver” gift card: "Order before 12 Dec for Christmas delivery* *Delivery by Christmas not guaranteed" [email protected]

Hey Qantas - what’s the deal with these deals? Same time. Same flights. Two devices. Two prices … A picture speaks a thousand words: and 86 BUCKS, which was the Qantas buy-by-mobile “surcharge” on these tickets. Thanks to KG for sending to [email protected]

Thanks to Ben D for this Product -v- Packshot tipoff. The Adult Vampire wig that’s not so “Deluxe”. You still look great Ben… but pls follow the warning and don’t put that wig on kids under 3! Send your Product -v- Packshot submissions to [email protected]

1 for the price of ... 2.3! Another Signs of the Time thanks to Debbie …. Send your Signs of the Time to The Checkout: [email protected]

For all reasonable consumers: if you knew when buying a pre-paid 12 month mobile plan: * you still pay full monthly fee if (say) a natural disaster means you can't use your mobile for much of a month + * no right to a pro rata refund in contract would you buy the mobile plan?

This just in from Telstra ... *proactive* credits for bushfire affected customers as opposed to "you can apply". Much better: what a difference 10 days (and maybe a few questions) makes ...

Happy #MardiGras everyone. We might have lost a pillar of bisexual visibility when Thomas died, but I hope to see a lot more water birds from across the glorious LGBTQI+ spectrum at the parade.

COVID2019 is unleashing something really nasty in Australia. This morning an elderly Chinese woman asked if she could walk with us around the local oval because yesterday a man yelled ‘bastard’ at her & she was frightened. We agreed, of course, & apologised as Australians. Awful!

Feel like the world's going to sh*t? Then come along to the new Giant Dwarf Theatre next Tuesday at 6:30 (in person or via livestream) TOTALLY F*CT TRIVIA the brand new current affairs trivia night for a world that’s TOTALLY F*CT. Tickets: giantdwarf.com.au/events/totally…

If you're in Sydney next Wed, come along to Giant Dwarf for PHOTO OPP *Snapshots of a Public Life* with Tanya Plibersek. If you're locked-down, or just keen for a night out from the comfort of your own home, grab a ticket for the live stream now: giantdwarf.com.au/events/photo-o…

No prizes for guessing the answer to this one … giantdwarf.com.au/events/tft_ham… OK, maybe there’s a $10 prize (on the night). #HamiltonMusical

Do you know your #HamiltonMusical ? Here’s your shot to prove it … Hamilton Trivia next Tuesday Giant Dwarf and via livestream … giantdwarf.com.au/?p=101900

Attention #hamiltonmusical fans, hands up if you’re in for Hamilton Trivia tomorrow night? Get tix now to be in the room where is happens Giant Dwarf, or livestream on *The Zoom Where It Happens* giantdwarf.com.au/hamilton