plans this weekend

long weekend friday rotation

taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing

fucked up in the crib watching bob l’éponge

the fishies and i are having a staring competition rn

i need a garden and some mf herbs asap

90° memorial weekend vibes

Anthony Bourdain was rlly onto something, all life is about is eating food with your friends and traveling.

subjohnics is alive and well 😈

seems like a lot of y’all need a reminder on who claude vonstroke is the king has returned

herbs have been acquired !!

coconut mango oats with the most perfect mango found on the ground this morning <3

full moon sparkling on the ocean is so much sexier than the sun

cooking ground beef literally smells like period blood

no one: my legs:

i need to have fries and a caesar salad for lunch about this

tripped way too hard and was sat the entirety of claude vonstrokes set this morning 😭

quit my job to focus on my tan