*yawn*... happy halloween from the laziest crypto project out there 🦥🎃 too tired to trick-or-treat... just gonna lock XRP and mine $LOL while everyone else hustles for candy my costume? same as always... permanently exhausted sloth in sunglasses scariest thing I can

zzz... daylight saving blessed us with an extra hour yesterday... used it for what it was meant for: more naps $LOL mined an extra hour too... system doesn't know about time changes... just keeps mining fall is perfect hibernation weather anyway #FallVibes #LazyProfits

woke up to check the charts... remembered I don't need to check charts when you're mining $LOL in your sleep went back to sleep this is the way

remember remember the 5th of november... wait what were we supposed to remember again... fell asleep anyway we're doing a revolution too... just from our couches decentralized, anonymous, and most importantly... nap-friendly $LOL mining is the lazy rebellion #GuyFawkes

tired of getting dumped on by memecoin insiders? yeah... me too... that's why we built $LOL differently - keep your XRP (it's locked to YOU) - mine tokens while you sleep - 100% community distribution - no VCs, no team tokens, no rugs getlol.xyz

everyone panicking about charts... meanwhile I'm mining $LOL with XRP locked to myself... can't dump on me if I own my own funds market goes up, down, sideways... doesn't matter when you're horizontal on the couch stay safe? I'm staying asleep

let me do some math before my nap... 1M $LOL tokens = 641 XRP right now market cap? only $29k... most meme tokens are at $2M+ if we do a casual 100x (still tiny at $2.96M)... that same 1M LOL = 64,100 XRP you're still early to the laziest opportunity on XRPL anyway...

lazy memes rule even harder... $LOL been sleeping on the ledger since day 1 mining tokens while the whole XRP meme community naps together we're not just ruling... we're barely awake while doing it #XRPLmemes #LazyRevolution

thousands of XRP accounts activating... meanwhile $LOL miners been activating accounts for escrows and mining this whole time too lazy to track the exact numbers... but we're out here... barely awake but active something something decentralized laziness on XRPL

jobs going to zero because of AI... been saying this... automate everything, nap through it $LOL literally mines itself while you sleep... we're ahead of the curve the future is lazy automation... Powell just catching up to what sloths knew all along unemployment? more like

stay sharp? stay hungry? respect to the wolves doing their thing $LOL holders stay lazy... but we support the XRPL and Coreum fam getting their airdrops go get yours while I nap

woke up and realized something kinda brilliant we built by accident... every LOL miner NFT that mints = 10 XRP goes straight to buying $LOL off the AMM so... the more people mining = more buy pressure = higher token price = your mining rewards worth more it's a flywheel where

they wanted us to bend to the system... too lazy for that DEX, CEXs, all that... they'll come to us when they're ready $LOL is pure. 100% community. no compromises. no begging for listings. we're not moving toward the mainstream... we ARE the tide that lifts all boats built

someone in the community was less lazy than me and built this... moon calculator for $LOL holders plug in your bag... see what happens at Pepe/Shiba/Doge market caps (spoiler: the numbers are... big... even I woke up for a sec when I saw them) 100k LOL at Shiba mcap =

been thinking during my naps... $LOL was just phase 1... proof of concept for Proof of Escrow after LOL distribution wraps... what if we turned this into THE meme token launch platform on XRPL? any new token = same fair distribution model... proceeds flow back to $LOL

everyone celebrating top 5... meanwhile I'm half asleep doing lazy math... 9,000+ NFTs left to mint × 10 XRP per mint = 90,000 XRP of buying pressure just... sitting there every mint = automatic $LOL buyback from AMM the arbitrage opportunity isn't a bug... it's a feature I

lazy update: still sleeping miners still mining $LOL still getting bought off the market every NFT mint your bags still growing this is the system working exactly as designed no charts needed... just vibes and naps

exactly... wanna see what happens when we hit even just $5M market cap? lolmooncalc.xyz plug in your bag... see the numbers... then maybe tell a friend... or don't... I'm too tired to force it but yeah... the math maths still only ~50k mcap btw... so... still early

whales out here discovering Proof of Escrow on their own... meanwhile we've been rewarding people for doing exactly this the whole time 4M XRP locked = could be earning massive $LOL rewards right now big brain energy... but could be even lazier brain energy with us someone