are the people who don’t follow the jaywalker (and their group that just follows blindly) at a crosswalk more or less of a sheep

bets on whether @wildmann_leahwakes up with a black eye

sobbing at the function rn bc Dorsa is graduated 🫶

2 weeks into my summer internship and my main takeaway is: there isn’t a single milwaukee road that doesn’t look like this

obtained my crown in milwaukee

went to a frisbee practice where at stall 7 on the endzone line we didn’t just throw up a prayer to the endzone, i was in unfamiliar territory

had to say one last goodbye to the midwest 💋

iman haq broke down into tears when she saw me this weekend and it’s boosted my ego ever since

the duality of man (me running from my north campus job to my south campus job)

dear past izzie, politely 🖕 sincerely, current izzie

I love subjecting everyone in my car to anything I want to listen to at any time

another kfall another callahan 😘

went to olivia’s house and won cards against humanity, the greats never truly finish being great

actively forcing olivia to do activities with me is my favorite activity

what’s better than my 7-10pm class: this same class but in east coast time 10-1am ☠️

god I am so relatable

Just picked up my cap and gown wow 🤯

olivia just said isn’t rutgers a prison… i’m dead

commemorative tweet for being 1/4 of the way through my 20s today