Do we think Dua Lipa and DaBaby are friends in real life?

🎶I’m as freeeee as a guyyyy🎶

If you take a picture of the Eiffel Tower from this angle? You’re a nasty pervert.

Okay I know I’m late to the party, but it’s crazy that, in the new Paw Patrol movie, The Paw Patrol stops a terrorist group call “Dog-Qaeda” from committing a tragedy called “Dog/11”

Lol not sure about the rest of you but instagram is working for me. Today has been a pretty good day.

gonna become an adult man with a guinea pig

Someone make Halley’s Comet come by more often. I wanna see that thing!

Stepping on a landmine sucks!! They should make a landmine that when you step on it, it makes your dick huge!

If I were a doctor, I would violate HIPAA all the time. I’m telling everyone about your weird body.

In Prince Harry’s forthcoming autobiography, he calls me, Georges, his best friend. “Blimey, a bloody good bloke, innit?” he writes. “A proper mate who watches footie on the loo. Me mum was the queen” he adds, albeit, incorrectly.

“Cool!” - The second oldest person in the world

This Summer… From the makers of COCAINE BEAR comes… KETAMINE HORSE “Holy Shit, Bro! That Horse just did so much Ket—… oh…” … “That was still pretty crazy to see”

I Am Excited la.eater.com/2023/2/28/2361…

I figured I’d ask ChatGPT to write me a clever WGA Picket Sign because it might as well start replacing us now