Pink wafers. My only vice...

#JohnsonMustGo It needs to be more specific than that. The man's so stupid he'd only get lost on his way out of number 10.

When people try and tell me about their boring little lives.

//Sat down with a cup of tea to tackle some puzzles, turn the page and..

It was the middle of the week and the entire department was shifted into its highest gear, a number of (cont) tl.gd/n_1srehe7

If you’re suddenly feeling unwell, fear not. It’s just Philip Anderson lurking nearby.

I’m a genius.

What a bee-uty 🐝 Spotted in Spinningfields, Manchester by journeyswithjp on Instagram 📸

Normally I detest Christmas things being in the shops so early, but watching how irate it makes my dear brother is filling me with cheer...

As the youth say- Mood.

Why are old women the worst people on the planet? Stop walking so slowly - don’t you have somewhere else to go and be racist?

How many species of bees are there? Around the world, there are over 25,000 different types of bee species! This huge number is divided into over 4,000 different types of bees, which can be divided into nine families of bees - pretty impressive right? 📸 bee.thebuzz on IG

How would you describe me, John? Resourceful? Dynamic? Enigmatic?

Any news on the Moriarty front? My network has fallen silent.

Should have gone to Specsavers

Oh is it nearly Christmas?

Students at Seattle Pacific University protest their school's anti-LGBTQ+ president by handing him Pride flags at graduation. I love every second of this.

Never let me forget my password again. It took Lestrade TWO YEARS to work out my password was : “Le5tradeIsAMoron”