Stopwatches should be called timers and timers should be called reminders 2020

Got my first win in Fall Guys store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA177…

Call your moms. It’s shark week.

Mimes can text.

Birthdays are a great way to find out how many Dentists still have your email address.

Someone needs to investigate Mr. Bull’s business practices. He’s rebuilt Peppa Pig’s school roof far too many times.

This is a good feeling.

I’m here for Doug

Peppermint Patty? More like Peppermint Karen, amiright?

“Ruby, stop hitting your baby’s head on the TV” is something I just had to say out loud.

Din Djarin is the Forrest Gump of Star Wars

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Elrond could have just, like, kicked the ring out of Isildur’s hand in Mt. Doom.

Before you do something new to make your 2 year old happy, ask yourself “Can I do this another 15 times every day for the next 15 days?”

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“Daddy?” “Yeah kiddo?” “Is Ariel Elmo’s dad?” “It’s too early to unpack that one, kiddo.” “…” “Yeah, she probably is.”

Oh. Hey there.

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