Me to my salary😂

me at the job i begged god, cried, sweat, hoped and prayed for

Peace

Someone said, “your “normal” day is someone’s dream, so be thankful everyday.” Be thankful even for the little things, be thankful even when things aren’t easy, eventually everything will workout for your good.

Thanks for the shot of a lifetime, Donte 🥲

I would go bowling more often if this celebration was available

Damn I hope I stay married to the woman I start a family with. I don’t want any parts in that co-parenting shit 😭

Snoopy rice 🍚

You think too much chill tf out

I don't think most women realize that this would work irl over 50 percent of the time.

This is my favorite video on the internet!

You got a huge win approaching.

dad pranks daughter during first driving lesson

“80 degrees” at the orchard tomorrow for “apple picking” in “october”

every time i see this hideous billionaire stick on the park, i think about how the trash tossed down the trash chute reaches terminal velocity and it sounds like a fucking bomb going off when it finally reaches the basement dumpster.

Waking up for a shift feels like this