hhmmmm mini kievs are the way forward...Garlic breath is a must

Trying to de-flee my dog isn't the easiest thing to do

wine is chilling and I'm gonna watch some LA Ink I Sky+ last night...living the dream people

being on twitter and reading all the celebs tweets makes me realise ... oh bollocks it never mind...

is off to do bad things to a good man nite nite xx

The new nescafe advert is shit. What the hell has catching fire flies got to do with coffee???

I've been playing flopsie with my husband it's a lot more fun than what it sounds lol

Bleach makes me sneeze

Wine wine wine

Just yawned and hiccuped at the same time

Why the hell does my ironing board cover look creased?

Keep fucking that chicken