Dude FAC is the greatest invention why does no other school have this. #NeedFAC

This is his Super Bowl

Giants fans always swear they would’ve been the best team in the NFC if “insert random mid player” didn’t get hurt

Need someone for a college football mini series where each episode is a saga about how the boards leaked CFB news. Episode 1 would be Manti fake gf. Really think this can be a multi season show. #ProducerDixie

Owning a yacht is the most overrated thing of all time. Would rather own a nice Malibu or cobalt boat any day of the week

My patty’s outfit is going to be that of legends. #StayReady

I’m all defense no offense man. #TonyAllen

Just yakked all over my car while driving home morning after getting no ass. Do I kill myself now or later?

Internship search is going great!

I love all things hook and ladder man. Favorite play in football

Bro bag is insane

Is this the first Orange Bowl played during the day? Swear it’s always at night

Trinidad looks like he throws the ball as hard as he possibly can on every throw. Straight frozen ropes

Just witnessed the worst breakfast taco order. Just egg and sausage on corn with garlic lime sauce. 🤮🤮🤢

Tech loses one playoff game and Cody Campbell starts overthrowing governments to pay for their next QB. the state of college football

I’m so ready to be all in on Wisconsin football, again.

This one’s for Earl

Gods greatest invention is the swim up pool bar

Best account on instagram rn. Rob is maximum H

Never not wanted a coach to go to a team more than Harbaugh to the giants.