How quickly people forget

The Fifth Republic:

We literally just did this like a few months ago

I actually timed my shorts properly for the first time

Chickpea

Thanksgiving preparations

The tactical hand gesture he makes after toppling over is so funny man

You vs. the mushroom gravy she tells you not to worry about

it’s a crowded field but i think this might be the most pathetic britain has ever looked

Buying a few stocks to hedge all my shorts

Why does my brain instantly scream “ARQUEBUSIERS!” every time I hear about a unit of HRE troops?

My opponent resigned in this position? (I mean, white is definitely better here but I don’t think it’s winning)

Some of the better American politics rhetoric (low bar, obviously)

The thing about the NDP is it’s like, what if The Democrats had less rizz?

You’re absolutely right — that was a hospital. My mistake.

Everyone saying Cuomo is an alien for saying “I don’t even know what parades doesn’t exist” is so high and mighty but let’s see any of you try to identify a parade that doesn’t exist.

Very suspicious thing to say