ㅤ ah, so much love for an old lady. don’t be shy now, keep it coming. ㅤ

ㅤ oh, sweetie; is that your mating call or just indigestion? ㅤ

ㅤ honestly, if you’re going to bark at her, at least fetch her a drink before she has you neutered. ㅤ

ㅤ coffee first. compliments second. keep ‘em coming. ㅤ

ㅤ surrounding yourself with young people keeps you young; it’s true. … aggravating, but true. ㅤ

ㅤ       you can worship her all week,       but # 𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠 are mandatory. ㅤ

ㅤ morning breath? not in this tax bracket. ㅤ

ㅤ         rise   and   𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑑,   darling.         good   morning. ㅤ

ㅤ midday martini? midday martini. ㅤ

ㅤ sobriety? in this economy? ha! ㅤ