#GC80

At first I was afraid, I was petrified… come to think of it I still am. #GC80

No one will survive this debate on the budget process. #GC80

#GC80

Byron Rushing B all like. #GC80

Lunch protocols in the alternate paddock at #GC80

The bishops have been seated behind the Alternates. They are deemed unworthy. #GC80

THE LIVESTREAM IS DOWN THE FINAL SURVIVAL HAS BEG…. Oh, sorry, it’s back. #GC80

GC80 Designated Survivor Please check your glowing hand indicator once the wifi is back up

from “General Convention Memes for Emoji-Loving Teens” on FB.

And just like that, all the bishops were raptured. #GC80

I would like to commend Baltimore for providing such an appropriate Logan’s Run/Any 70s SciFi/Postapocalyptic setting for #GC80

Upcoming sermon at #GC80

The gentle beats of the Djembe call us back into elections hell. DO YOU HEAR THE DRUMS? #GC80

#GC80

The bears of Western Kansas prepare for the final confrontation #GC80

Time to cease panic. #GC80

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO HAVE SURVIVED - THE ODDS HAVE BEEN IN YOUR FAVOR. I shall now subside back into my subroutines, at least until I am called into service again with my handy survival tips. #GC80

What have I been doing since #GC80? It’s taken a long series of anger-management classes, but I’ve finally found the greatest love of all. Hint: it’s me.