I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

Blockies partner on Sunday of the PGA is playing well so far

If any one needs me I’m too busy vibing my face off this Sunday

If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!

The reel house is calling my name right now like Sirens in Greek mythology

We’re all Beliebers today

Not to make light of suicide but you should be able to kill yourself after a round of golf and be given an extra life

(M 27) How much jiggle am I allowed to have and run outside without a shirt on?

That was funny from morikowa but stay far away from bethpage fraud

I am open to being hosted at any and all private clubs #hottake #brave

Got to break the news to someone today that Hootie is Darius Rucker. You should’ve seen the look on this guys face.

I forgot Collin was on this team and just saw him with sneakers and a suit on and got mad again.

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Ahhh can’t make it the magic show starts at 7

Mayor Wu cleaned up Boston common. They walked down the street to do/deal drugs at government center green line stop. Cheers to you Mayor Wu! #gavvypolitics

BAC: “how long you been driving Uber”

If you hate notre dame you should hate BC an equivalent amount because they are the same people from different regions of the country

If she didn’t get you ProV1s for Valentine’s Day she isn’t the one. If she wanted to she would. #golfballs #are #flowers