Chloe. Fucking. Kelly. 🐐

Ordered that STUNNING away shirt and got the confirmation at 09:59! 🔥🔥 #UTI

What Matt said.

Unreal. Some club this!

Refcam is awful. Reminds me of playing Timesplitters on the Xbox 360.

Klaxon! Taskmaster Season 20 is nearly here. A fresh batch of victims - Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Reece Shearsmith, Phil Ellis and Sanjeev Bhaskar - take on the Taskmaster from Thurs 11th Sep at 9pm BST on Channel 4 and an hour later on YouTube for viewers around the world.

Part of me wants to watch Grimsby v Man Utd tonight. It's the part of me that hates myself and just wants to watch the world burn.

Grimsby fans to Man Utd fans: ‘Are you Scunthorpe in disguise’. I have never. Ever. Been so offended in my life. Even we’re not that shit.

Fuck sake.

Manchester United: 2013-present

I only discovered the British Scandal podcast series a few months ago, but I'm absolutely devouring it. Hearing Matt Forde return after illness was genuinely emotional. Also, shout out to Alice Levine's accents.

PODCAST🗣️: We discuss a 1-0 loss against Carlisle, Boyce's red card, a spirited 2nd half display, goalkeepers (again), potential discipline issues and look ahead to Morecambe. BRU: tinyurl.com/35d4t6e4 APPLE: tinyurl.com/yndtxvb5 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/3ts4p5cv Photo

PODCAST🗣️: We’re joined by new SUFC General Manager James Moody for a feature length interview, as we revive our in conversation series. BRU: tinyurl.com/58t8cfxt APPLE: tinyurl.com/5ucedby7 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/pxvh97dd

Just over 4 years since I tried. Forever grateful I wasn't successful. Talk. It gets better.

Had a couple of drinks and emailed the Wondery #BritishScandal team to tell them just how much they helped with my mental health. Part of me feels embarrassed, part of me feels like people who help you deserve to know. So yeah, cheers Alice Levine Matt Forde et al.

Was lucky enough to get a head rub from Alex Horne at tonight's The Horne Section show York Barbican. Did anyone manage to get any photos? This was the end result. #nichetweet #purpleman #purpleryan

Found out tonight I'm playing a show at my favourite bar in Leeds so that's pretty dope.