Bad night to be an allocated bottle.

If my jersey collection pattern of criminals holds true, Carmelo Anthony is the next domino to fall.

Mel Tucker product, Germie Bernard.

I need Tom Izzo chewing out the refs on the sideline for these no calls if Jonathan Smith is just going to stand there with a straight face allowing it to happen.

A ton of promise on that opening drive. Still 0 points. I’m in the depths of hell.

Joe Rossi better be the interim coach of my football team by tomorrow fucking morning.

Belt to ass. Celebrating with a nice pour before Coen Carr keeps the momentum going.

MSU sports haven’t made me this happy on a Saturday in quite some time.

Illinois fans still crying a year later about a regular season game, when two weeks later we beat their ass on their court, and still would’ve won the league by 2-games regardless.

This staff is going to kill me but I’ll be front row at my own funeral.

I am once again asking for an MSU NIL beer, J Batt

There’s always one at our games, and they usually look like this.

Fears has gone 5/9 from 3 since this tweet, fwiw.

Hindsight, maybe offering Mel Tucker $95 million was a little insane on our part.

Real ones know Menna’s was better than Conrad’s.