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Someone on FB still offering the hilarious suggestion that "wine is one of your five-a-day"

Went to my mates last night, drank six cans of Heineken and watched every episode of Pheonix Nights. Basically just quoted it to each other. Fucking stunning male therapy

Is everyone done with pulling various foodstuffs? Good.

Liking this bowls lark

Read out my work at my writing class and they seemed to like it. I'll not get too giddy, though

Added too much Tabasco to my Bloody Mary

Whoever did this is a genius… an evil genius, but a genius all the same!

This is who runs this account

Just been addressed as "miss"

We're watching Curb from the start (yes, so current), and it gives me OFITG vibes, so we watched one last night. Didn't disappoint.

“Ticket number 12 is the box of Celebrations, if you’ve got ticket number 12, come up and collect your prize”

On a bus but the best seat was taken

Booked a meeting room all day for the superior air con

Out-of-office on for ten days

Slept with the fan on

ROAD TRIP #Northernjaunt

Current car game: how many Dons can you name? Note: Monty Don does not count

No pigs. Disappointing

Where we're staying tonight has a quiz

WE BLOODY WON