jury duty gotta be one of the funniest shows i've ever watched and it's only aided by the fact ronald is such a lovely human being and every time they try to fuck with him he ends up being such a great guy LMFAOOO

Jury Duty must be the funniest show I've ever watched. I am in shambles 😭

I was STRESSED!

My daughter made me get her these drinks at the grocery store 😅 #BTSARMY #BTS_SUGA 🍓 🥛

Cora: Drinking from a bottle: 😤 🙄❌ Drinking from a sippy cup: 😍😘✔️

I give adoption papers to people blocking Planned Parenthood.

Is the movie Hunger supposed to be really funny cause omg 😭 #HungerNetflix

Me: “I’m always hearing a baby crying even when it’s not 😅” Jayevan: “That’s our baby crying”

My sis got married 🫶🏼

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@ the donut shop when these two guys walk in. The group ahead of us see them and say nawww you gotta go… we’re in a restaurant we’re not fighting… and the two guys respond “there are KIDS here… no fighting!!” …honestly people fighting about not fighting - on brand for Canada

When I was 2 years old my house caught on fire & I was trapped inside, I ended up dying that day & this firefighter, Jeff Ohs, saved me from that building & brought my back to life. Now 23 years later he is holding my 2 year old son. I literally wouldn’t be here without him

Meanwhile in the Philippines...

I accidentally traumatized my child by playing Nanny Mcphee for her 😭 I forgot the kids pretend to eat their baby sibling 🫢

6 months of Cora 😭 You’d think we named her after the restaurant we’re there so much 🤣. Really I wanted to name her Coraline - but Jayevan said naw lmao. I love our sweet little girl. She is the chillest baby, and so different from her big sis! They complement each other ♥️

@fklein907 I had a similar interaction, but since I’m a 6’2” big cis guy, I said “and you still can.”

Every school in Niagara Catholic is under a hold and secure lockdown. No reason known yet but some people have made some assumptions. #ontario #onpoli #niagarafalls #niagararegion #canada #frankdomenic🍁 #canpoliTT

I attended the Niagara Catholic DSB board meeting last evening, and had the opportunity to watch the NCDSB Trustees vote 8-2 in favour of continuing to fly the PRIDE flag this month, in addition to flags like Terry Fox and Remembrance Day at other times of the year.

Movin on over to t h r e a d s as gabrielle.mccarthy