Until this very moment I thought the lyrics were “The Funk’s Your Brother” …

TONIGHT!! Toronto’s best comics followed by karaoke!!!! @chrislockeworld tia 🦋بيتا Kelsey Ryan Dan(iel) Amar! Gabe Meacher $15 tickets here: eventbrite.ca/e/medical-emer…

The grammar of this is joke is making me implode

Love KD too much

If your lineup is all white people who write for letterkenny please kindly fuck off to South Florida where this is acceptable :) !!!

Hahahaha comedy bar painted over all the bathroom graffiti nice one team you really know your clientele 👏👏👏also for sureeee no graffiti is EVER happening again in there 👏👏👏

FRIDAY MAY 12 @ 9PM we’re avoiding another MEDICAL EMERGENCY (comedy) followed by INTENSIVE KARAOKE THERAPY!!! The following comics are keeping it cool with Gabe Meacher and I! Dana Smith & @timgrayrulez stanleytuccispucci @isabelzawtun Melanie Dahling Kyle Bergstresser Freddy Jan

WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR YOUR SAFETY

A fav

I’m a writer on this! Here are some line previews 😄 “Jane St? More like Jane Doe!” “Captain it’s only Jan 2nd and we’re on the Danforth murder of the year!” “He might have been old … but he said his last words on Yonge” “Jerry Orbach haunts the Dufferin Mall!”

THIS FRIDAY AT 9PM! Everybody is doing just fine! Laugh your ass off and sing it back on at Medical Emergency Comedy! This Friday we’ve got Ben Sosa-Wright ada nicolle @anasimone_ Afrakaren, Lily Langen & Austin Robert! Hosted by me n Gabe Meacher PWYC tix: eventbrite.ca/e/medical-emer…

WERE GOING TO BE OK!! But only if you come this Friday!!

Steering wheel fly out the window

We are going to be TOTALLY FINE!!! See you tonight ‼️

It’s giving Wendy Williams (compliment)

EASY! If you do comedy at a venue run by a cohort of dangerous men you shouldn’t get to perform anywhere else in the city!! (Already my own personal rule for all the shows I produce hehe !!)

FRIDAY NIGHT!! Gabe Meacher and I have regressed back to our normal ages and we are hosting another hot Medical Emergency Comedy at 9pm followed by all night karaoke! In other news we’re both really into body modification right now! PWYC tix eventbrite.ca/e/medical-emer…

Ur not a sketch comedian if u don’t spend min $30 at dollarama once a week !!! Sorry I don’t make the rules I just enforce them !!!

NO!! MORE!! THERAPY!! BITS!! They’re all written!! Zoom therapist?? OH NOO!! Therapist your age?? OH NO!! Therapist not a good person?? OH NO!! None of those are jokes or even premises! Yes I’m yelling!