♕━━━━━━━━━ ♛ ━━━━━━ ♕ ❛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ’ᴍ sᴍᴀʟʟ! ɪ’ᴍ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ! ❜ ♕━━━━━━━━━ ♛ ━━━━━━ ♕

“ . . . YOU SAY THAT AND NOT EXPECT TO MEET THE LORD OF LORDS ?! “

“ So you’re his chef now ? Sounds kinda unfair . “

“ What do you mean by that ? He’s not experienced ? “

“ What , ya wanna join our ranks too ? “

“ Really ? What makes ya say that ? “

“ We could help ya out ! It’s no big deal ! “

“ Yeah it’s no worries ! We gotcha ! “

“ So , whatcha like to do anyways ? Any hobbies ? “

“ Cooking ? Wanna show me some of your skills then ? “

Already picking her up and taking her inside the Pride Trooper headquarters , he took her to the kitchen . “ Here we are ! Show me what ya can do , I’m kinda tired of our rations . “

Taking a seat , he was on his phone and making sure no one needed his help anywhere . “ So , where are ya from ? “

Go fuck yourself

Go fuck ME

Now

But that’s not as fun as being a pain in your ass to ensure hate fucking !

DO NOT

The closest she’ll get is either eating his ass out or getting bnuuy pp SHE WILL NOT EAT HIM He will run away