Oh my god! Thank you Khan, thank you! I can't believe how generous you are to the north. How can we ever repay you???

I have questions.

Not that anyone will read this, but why the fuck doesn't Davy Jones of the Monkees have a statue or a memorial in Manchester?

If I have 300 followers why does none of them like my posts? Not that I care you bastard's

Me making a comment and then muting the thread.😁

Well, exactly

Seeing as she protected her tweets to prevent me from retorting, I'll do so here. A theory needs several examples before it can be considered in anyway a fact. You have provided just the one.

Does anyone else think the world would be a better place if people who watch EastEnders aren't allowed to have children?

Anyone else think it's ironic that the word dyslexic is quite difficult to spell?

Pretty much sums it up.

Scissor Sisters being as gay as fuck but still rocking out. Best set I've seen so far

Bono at live aid " Oi didn't tink dat Duran Duran would buy us a drink, but dey did" Why wouldn't they buy you a drink you fucking spanner?

This guy is the president of my fan club. Feel free to message him and spread the love.

RIP Ozzy

RIP. Hulk Hogan

This hasn't aged well.

@Wire1626254Wire "Bin wankers!"

Hey Grok from 1 to 100, what’s my political lean? 1 is extreme left, 100 is extreme right.

Ok folks we are officially in the stage where elected officials are banning an ethnic group from visiting a UK city. If that doesn't scare you I don't know what will.

Sort it out @andy