justen beeber pls pic.x.com/8upHaQFLza

Crazy what media does to your mind... pic.x.com/3nQidF34oM

The robot that NASA sent to Mars has 14 years of battery life... They should make smartphones.

Meanwhile in jail...

School has two O's in it. So does the Holocaust. Wake up America.

Fact: Every day, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

My momma always told me, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

2 birds that ruined my life: pic.x.com/8H5LeJromU

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you've won, it just means your stupidity isn’t worth my time.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

I tell my parents a funny story, then it turns into a "life-lesson"

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity

My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me pic.x.com/ILBewhfrR7

when u walk away from an item at a store pic.x.com/Kj7REc0tM9

Things I haven't learned in high school: How To Pay bills Buy a house Apply for college But I can graph a polynomial function

I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day

"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight."

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. RT if your mind = blown.

Black Friday shopping be like 😂 pic.x.com/eSUyQBdrlV