Majilis Naib Nazim and Happy Market Ihusan is a threat to this nation.

It is well known that the conservatives / right wing individuals in Maldives are ignorant and lack common sense. They are closed up for new ideas and lacking general knowledge.

Raees Muizzu kae fadaboebe.

Trust me dogs. Muizzu needs Daud Zilal. He handles all data & election predictive analytics. Their workplace was not only for drinking alcohol or snorting meow. It was the brain that provided analysis and guidance to Muizzu.

As per the image we can conclude Mr Daud is a huge fan of Russian Vodka and English Bombay Sapphire. I will prepare few bottles for Mr Daud. Delivery time around 11:30 PM.

On the day of judgment, is he gonna be this chill?

Maldivians don’t know what “bipartisan” is

I don’t mind Israel bombing Doha right now.

Bombay Sapphire is one of the most popular gin around the globe. Distilled by Bombay Spirits Company. Originated from England, 1986.

People can carry a heavy past. And that’s okay. Shiuna stole and hid a perfume bottle in her bra. Malsha Sharyf was called “badi Malsha” during her school days for a reason. Look where they are now.

How many of them in the crowd knows the word “legislation” ?

One is a Cambridge graduate. The other person is a person who is accused of drug trafficking, corruption and stealing of state funds.

Moya rundi ミ 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳 彡 ma bunee dhuniye ah aumuge kurin Maai Allah gaathu request kureveytha kaakukan thibaa bafaa aa amaa vaan jehenee?

Archaeologists will one day dig our graves and question why Chimpanzees were buried alongside us.

Yummy yummy. I want to see Lujain banging Falah in the butt and throwing him from the terrace. Yummy yummmm

Nobody how hard you all train and work for the nation, Mariyam Shiuna will get paid more than you. Hahahahahahaha. Loooooosersss

Islam dignity foah balhaaa. Islam dignity ge dhashun ralaa oorumas rajje genes mi islaamee dheenee gaumee maai bimuga vihkanee???? Woooooo

Alhugandakah neynge bill thasdheeg kurevun kameh

“Ithurah hahguthah hani kuraane” basically means hahguthah is already hani huh.

Buri boan fashaafi.