Excited to go blindly into The Last of Us for the first time! I think it's a story about a dad and his daughter going to a petting zoo? Sounds fun! twitch.tv/fruitbats

Got to play a surprise impromptu D&D game! My first four rolls: 1, 1, 2, 1. I also died twice. To the same enemy.

Mixed messages from my university

Starting a game I've been wanting to play for a while, Journey! I don't think it's about 5 guys yelling at us, but we'll find out. twitch.tv/fruitbats

Twitch was as "surprised" by copyright law as the Austin Powers villain was surprised by a steamroller -- and made as much effort to avoid it.

I was just asked if I wanted a contactless delivery, as if I would EVER be, like, "no, absolutely not, get all up on me."

20 minutes of every e-mail I write is spent adding and subtracting exclamation points until I sound friendly and casual, but not insane

If you use pompous and stilted grammar, you won't be a person out with whom people want to hang.

On this New Years Eve, I'm thankful that the pandemic normalized drinking alone in your own home and playing video games

Whoever first said "cleanliness is next to godliness" had a really poorly organized dictionary.

I'm not sure why this is trending, but I want to participate! #ImPeach

If you, like me, struggle with insecurity in relationships, it may be helpful to ask yourself: a) What could they be doing/saying that would make me feel more secure, and b) Why isn't that happening? Your answers can help you find the real source of the dysfunction.

In my 10 years of practice, I have never seen a lawyer get this catty during a hearing.

You can always tell a story was written before 2015 when it features a displaced human in a fantasy world who actually wants to get back to Earth

Went to the post office. They said "sign here". I said "you too". So it's official, 2022 is worse than 2021.

(Headphone users, beware the volume on this one 😉🎧) We really admire Fruitbats's optimism as they summoned Azeos the Sky Titan. Unfortunately, this giant bird is absolutely not your friend 😆 clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedNurtu…