Two racist followers gone. Bye bye. Remember folks, there is nothing less English than a nazi.

We have just heard of the untimely passing of our friend Hugh “H” McDowell, former cellist with the classic line up of #ELO and #Wizzard. Our thoughts are with his family and friends. We shall raise a glass of a good red, sir. X

My new oil paintings now available! All 12x16 inch oil on canvas board. Christmas delivery = totally doable. 1) ‘Last of the Orange Horizons’ 2) ‘An Unnatural Light’ 3) ‘Neon Pastures’ 4) ‘Untroubled’ Open to offers. #art #oilpainting

Erica Nockalls 🐳 Terry Barlow Port and wkd, it was never going to end well. And Terry definitely shouldn't have it, even fizzy Vimpto sends him funny.

Wait. Are these schoolchildren, out marching against climate change, actually chanting "Fuck Theresa May"?

Norman Balon barred me from this pub once. I couldn’t have been prouder. Read ‘You're Barred, You Bastards: The Memoirs of a Soho Publican’ by Spencer Bright to find out why. Oh, and sign this petition. change.org/p/save-coach-s…

One of my favourite songs #RIPMarkHollis #TalkTalk 😢 youtu.be/upyrWwstEMY

We wish!

Utter cunt pic.x.com/esmFod0Mr7

Ever want to make the sun come out? Book yourself some time in a windowless music studio. Works every time. Having ice creams and fun w/michael elliot

Have to say that our political views are rarely voiced, but whatever they are, leave or remain, we distance ourselves from the recent (now deleted) opinion of Roy Wood.

What a wanker.

Open your eyes, you orange twat.

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Company Accounts show c£103M profit over last 5 years, but paid ZERO UK corporation tax as ultimate ownership in Cayman Islands. No contribution for schools, hospitals, roads, defence, public services, welfare etc. No wonder he is keen to avoid new EU tax laws.

“Please leave my town.” “I will, very soon.”