ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

evidence: moi (my smart is surface level only)

casually gifted my mum Xiran (No Longer Really Here)’s iron widow bc … well bc i can, i’m confident that she’ll enjoy it she was immediately intrigued by the images of the chrysalises and v amused by the author photo do recommend, v good book (i still need to read heavenly tyrant tho sshhh)

will i be showing up as a vegas dealer? place your bets

On her puter.

did that talk thing thanks Lancaster University Ethical Hacking Group for giving me time to be a gremlin who ran too far with a pun 🥰

i do not am

People dismiss the ADHD Tax. They think it's just ADHDers wasting money because we’re: · Careless · Forgetful · Irresponsible But the ADHD Tax is real And money is the least of the cost. ⏳ Hours lost to distraction 💥 Burnout from masking all day ⏳ Time wasted redoing

me, arriving at my dad’s hospital room today after 4 days of not visiting:

i had a very fun time at BSides Birmingham (UK) was most excellent finally meeting Lena in person and seeing her talk (also personal malmon!! of fav malware!!!! custom to location!! 🥹🥹🥹) + fav slide from her talk on the (un)natural sciences of malware: this, this is the vibe

Can we get some o7's lol

i have acquired a new hobby and this is all i care about doing now (it is nail art)

in 2021, @bts_twt released a piece of content with the concept “artists turned villains” in which one member was a Shadow Hacker today i see that member in concert i am cosplaying hacker jin for the concert. hacker jin will always live rent free in my mind.