Biden looks like he's constantly seeing The Light in the distance and ignoring it

Trump: (the most insane lie ever) Biden: get a load of this guywuhseisevidlsie

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

have emerged from hibernation to frantically consume debate night memes in an attempt to keep the existential dread at bay (it's only kind of working)

trump: they're calling it mex-tex now, folks. we used to say tex-mex. but now liberals are calling it mex-tex. they're saying mexico first kamala (eyes closed): we teach our daughters to be how we have been. just as our mothers teach us to be how they were. and we are who we are

I’m trying to get this high tonight

knee deep in the passenger’s seat and biden dropped out is it kamala now?

Harris is such a good candidate because she can credibly claim the accomplishments of the administration without being held responsible for any of Biden's specific mistakes. She literally exists in the context of what came before but is also unburdened by what has been

The European mind cannot comprehend this

is it too soon to start the rumor that there will be an anime-only ending? #jjk271

probably too niche but would absolutely eat up a "sex lives of college girls" spinoff where it's four girls in law school

I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

This is not Kamala’s fault btw. She worked her ass off to a beautiful campaign with the ~100 days she had. She’s arguably the most qualified US presidential candidate ever, with prior experience in all 3 branches of government. Americans simply voted against their best interest.

pacific rim remake where everything is the same but the robot things are controlled with DDR dance pads

Idc about the Emily Wilson translation discourse I just want you all to know she's responsible for the line that lives in my head rent free