This is supposed to be Superman, to me it looks like someone who is going to meet his maker, if that is the case isn’t he going in the wrong direction?

I was just watering the plants and something stung me on the back of my neck, seems to be getting redder and redder. 😬

I don’t usually comment on appearances but every time I see a Trivago advertisement I get startled!

Why? Just why?

That’s it, I’m blocking anyone that says “are you old enough”, if you’re going to be an engagement farmer at least be a nice one!

Perfect nose for a sommelier. #TheChase

My idea of hell, my partner would love it.

Tonight for dinner I made an easy chicken traybake, cream, wine, garlic rosemary and baby potatoes. It probably isn’t the right time a year for it but it transpires that I don’t cook for the seasons…😬

Today I went to Lidl to get a couple of orchids as they were part of their weekly offers, every time I get plants from a supermarket I feel I’m rescuing them rather than buying them.

There lies the problem, it isn’t “our” national culture, we’re only demonstrating that we are looters not prepared to make amends.

Are we all condemned to become grumpy and set in our ways as we age? Have been watching chef Paul Rankin on Sat_James Martin and his attitude reminded me of one of the balcony muppets.

I’ve been talking to all these lovely people today.😊🥰

I swear it was this big! Then Donald deported him as an invasive species.

Moron.

Tonight Mark wanted just snacks instead of dinner, I usually dread it as it ends up being more work than an actual meal. I kept it simple though, I made Spanish tortilla, and Korean BBQ wings. The sauce is blue cheese that I made earlier.

I’m watching this bloke having a hair transplant to his beard, it looks sooooo painful!😰 😱😰

Just translated something I tweeted in a different language into English, grok translate makes me sound like a four year old! 😬🤣

Isn’t there a village crying out for this guy?

Pisa.

I broke “the rules”… 😱😱😱