Imagine winning this for a beautiful woman

I'm eating Nutella out the jar

I don't like almonds but I like stuff that tastes like them

pervert lacolean TYPE SHIT

Dave’s hot chicken tried to kill me

we all had that one LEGENDARY suicide attempt😂

I woke up from a nightmare with some lil ugly manes bullshit in my ear

Ripping out the heating unit control from the wall because my parents greed for warmth has made all the hot air come to the top floor my bedroom and it won't go away no matter what I do and I kinda just have to melt with it I've ripped off all the blankets I'm naked

Best hi hats be sampling the metronome

MAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN

I thought the dog was a cat once they looked kinda similar so it weren't really my fault

My thinking processes are working overtime I put the pieces together like I was sherlock holmes

Bro I'm really scared right now it's dark in my room 👀

I asked for food they gave me a plate full of forks and knifes wow thank you xxx

Josh's college fit #HellinHellintile

Eating so many sweets I been throwing up :(

I cut my pubes with the kitchen scissors