get pawed idot

I’m not a plant, I’m a weed, bitches love to huff my paws because I’m so intoxicating.

oh yeah~ you wanna go for walk huh, with a collar around your neck and a leash gently tugging you,, isnt that right you stupid mutt? I knew you'd fold the moment I mentioned a leash, hehe,, you really are pathetic huh? Come on girl~ I'll be gentle.

Can someone do the math for how many calories yellow snow has? I need it for my diet tracker.

awruff wruff,, arf~

finally stopped being lazy (still very half assed)

stop hating me,,, i'm literally just wagging my tail and sleeping all day,,

pawpuccino

moot’s paws on the timeline it’s a good day today

hmm, add delegate to my account, and I magically start getting a bunch of paws on my timeline after a few days. Yeah I know what you are buddy.

are puppies or kitties more pet coded

b-but we’re both puppygirls,, it could never wor- mmh~

scrolling barq at 2:47 am and realizing “oh shit that’s exoomf!”

“oh I’m too clingy, oh I get jealous too easily” come here already queer

the love of your life is a furfag on rust who lives within driving distance, and you meet them by offering them a pawjob in all chat.

wraps you in my big tail because I’m a fāggot

I don’t know if I’m being taken out for dinner,, or I’m being aten as dinner,, but either way I’m happy and excited,,